The Movielife
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What band did you listen to most during the eighties? Do you still like them?
Vinnie Caruana: Public Enemy.
What is your worst memory of elementary school? Of high school?
Vinnie Caruana: Getting in trouble with my teacher for having Ice Cube's Amerikkka's Most Wanted in 5th grade.
You're about to -- ahem -- get lucky. What album is playing in the background? Why'd you choose it?
Vinnie Caruana: Elvis Costello, and Lovage.
What was the first thing you ever shoplifted? Why did you take it?
Vinnie Caruana: Candy. I was hungry for some candy.
If you could beat up anyone in the world and get away without the usual annoying real-world consequences -- jail time, lawsuits, bad press, etc. --who would it be, and why?
Vinnie Caruana: I would assault most people on The Real World.
What's the biggest risk you've ever taken? Why did you take it?
Vinnie Caruana: Being in a band... It's not a bad job.
It's better to regret something you have done than it is to regret something you haven't done. What do you regret doing (other than agreeing to answer these questions)? Why did you do it?
Vinnie Caruana: I'm never wrong, so no regrets.
Did you go to your high school prom? If so, who did you go with?
My high school girlfriend cried when I said I didn't want to go so I went and she stopped crying.
What movie would you recommend to absolutely anyone? Why?
Vinnie Caruana: O Brother Where Art Thou. Soundtrack and dialogue.
For reasons we won't bother going into right now, you're going to be locked in the back of a truck for a sixteen hour drive between gigs. If you could have any musician, past or present, back there to keep you company, who would it be?
Vinnie Caruana: Daryl from Glassjaw, cuz that be my homeboy and it would give us the excuse to hang out.
What is your strongest, most unshakeable belief?
Vinnie Caruana: Drug free lifestyle. For me. Not for anyone else.
What's the worst band you've ever heard? Why do they suck?
Vinnie Caruana: Adema. Cuz they have no souls. They sold them to the devil for a gold record.
If you were a porn star, what would your "porn name" be?
Vinnie Caruana: Jimmy Fraser.
You're on your way to a show, and all of a sudden you find yourself in the middle of a huge four-way battle between pirates, ninjas, robots and intelligent apes from the future. Your only hope of getting to your gig is to pick a side. Who do you join, and why?
Vinnie Caruana: Ninjas, cuz they are totally sweet.
If you could sponsor any beverage -- appear in their ads, receive a lifetime supply and never be seen drinking a competing product -- what beverage would it be?
Vinnie Caruana: Pickle juice is a drink, right?
What's the best venue you've ever played? What's the worst? Why?
Vinnie Caruana: House of Blues is always fresh. We played a smelly flooded club in Florida. Once. That sucked so bad.
What's wrong with Rolling Stone these days?
Vinnie Caruana: Um, they are pretty okay in my book.
Why are frogs amusing?
Vinnie Caruana: I like to think so.
Which would be worse: three hours on a bus full of four year-olds, or three hours on a bus full of eighty year-olds? Why?
Vinnie Caruana: 80 year-olds. Cuz it would smell like mothballs and cat food.
The US government is considering far more aggressive regulation of leather pants. Under the new rules, who should or shouldn't be allowed to wear them?
Vinnie Caruana: All the LA glam dudes should not wear them and be forced to wear jams.
What, in your opinion, is the best porn?
Vinnie Caruana: The kinds with boobies and butts, and private parts, and smooching.
What food item could you eat every day for the rest of your life without getting bored of it? What's so good about it?
Vinnie Caruana: Peanut butter and jelly. It's free, so it's good. The club gives it to us.
Will the next Star Wars movie suck? Why or why not?
Vinnie Caruana: I haven't seen a bad one yet.
How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man?
Vinnie Caruana: I believe seven. I was told seven roads.
Everyone's replacing their least-favorite body parts with cybernetic ones. Which part(s) of your body would you replace?
Vinnie Caruana: My uvula.
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